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...funny about South Park. A bunch of four-foot tall humanoids standing around in snowsuits twelve months a year is not an uncommon sight where I live, and, surprisingly enough, neither are fat children who can't stop cursing. But that, I suppose, was never the root of South Park??s humour. It was those bi-visaged flatulent Canadian television stars, Terrence and Phillip, who destroyed the moral fibre of South Park, thus igniting the war against the neighbours to the north and spurring the immortal war ballad, “Blame Canada.” Like...
Went to Fenway on a gorgeous Wednesday night a couple of weeks ago, watched the Sox drop an ugly game to the Florida Marlins, 4-2. It was only my fourth trip to the park??and my first-ever summer excursion—but already my attendance reads like Dr. Seuss: I’ve been at Fenway in the rain, I’ve gone there on the Green Line train. I’ve been to Fenway with my roommate, I’ve even been there on a date. I’ve seen...
...Obstructed view seating is another puzzler. Some people are fond of citing Fenway Park??s meager 33,000 capacity and saying there are no bad seats. These people are idiots. There are seats in the stadium where there is a giant pole between you and home plate. This is called “obstructed view” seating and is quite bad for anyone who actually intends to watch the game. Yet since you are not actually in the bleachers, Fenway charges higher prices! This is almost as big a rip-off as those tiny cups of beer...
...like Lentz and you’re given the opportunity to play baseball at Fenway a couple of days later, what else can you do but shrug it off and keep swinging? Lentz did just that yesterday, and knocked a Jesse Santos pitch over the park??s famed Green Monster in left to cap off a five-run rally in the top of the ninth...
...Park??s ambivalence comes from personal experience, he said...