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...shit yeah! So there was that hideous moment where the three of us... It's such a break in reality, it's so inconceivable that it's happening, but there's that moment of stillness where you just stare in disbelief. Then Phil screamed and we heard this crunching sound. Instead of doing what I would've done if a dog bit me or something, shake my leg to get it off, Phil was very clever. His heel was still out of the thing's mouth. He stepped his heel down to pin the dragon. The deal is, they pull...
...seriously was Phil's foot hurt...
...trying to pull him out and now the animal has gone completely crazy. And the poor zookeeper who was just horrified, who was paralyzed in shock when it happened, was now trying to keep this thing away. And now that it had the taste of blood from Phil, it was continuing to try to attack him. It was slamming against Phil's back and clawing him. As I was trying to pull his upper body through the hole in the cage, the dragon's tongue literally came out between the cage door and his shoulder. The zookeeper who's still...
...Phil had scratches on his thigh from it clawing him on the way out. I pulled him out and laid him down on the floor right in front of the door. I turned his sock inside out and made a tourniquet and put his foot on my shoulder because he was bleeding so severely. I'm very busy doing what I'm doing and not realizing that we are less than two feet from the cage door where the zookeeper's trying to get out and the animal's still trying to attack Phil. It's shoving its claws...
...screaming, 'Help! Please, somebody, help us! Somebody call 911!' Finally when the zookeeper is out of the cage, and I put Phil's foot on his shoulder, I run down to try to use the phone, but the phone won't dial out of the local area code. I can't call 911. Finally someone comes and I'm screaming, 'You have to call 911! This man has a heart condition! You've got to get an ambulance here right now. He lost the top of his foot. This is really serious...