Word: phils
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...Phil had scratches on his thigh from it clawing him on the way out. I pulled him out and laid him down on the floor right in front of the door. I turned his sock inside out and made a tourniquet and put his foot on my shoulder because he was bleeding so severely. I'm very busy doing what I'm doing and not realizing that we are less than two feet from the cage door where the zookeeper's trying to get out and the animal's still trying to attack Phil. It's shoving its claws...
...screaming, 'Help! Please, somebody, help us! Somebody call 911!' Finally when the zookeeper is out of the cage, and I put Phil's foot on his shoulder, I run down to try to use the phone, but the phone won't dial out of the local area code. I can't call 911. Finally someone comes and I'm screaming, 'You have to call 911! This man has a heart condition! You've got to get an ambulance here right now. He lost the top of his foot. This is really serious...
...getting out of the fire truck, I'm pounding on the fire truck door. My cell phone isn't working inside the reptile cage so I have to run down these narrow hallways filled with snakes and lizards and all this scary shit back and forth to check on Phil and get this thing in motion, so I start pounding on the side of the fire truck saying 'I need an ambulance, I need an ambulance.' They said they don't have anything that we don't have here. I said 'you don't have a stretcher and this...
...same dragon that bit Phil...
...Phil...