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...can’t ignore an attack. Where to find you on a Saturday night: Crying/masturbating in my common room. Watching Law and Order SVU. Using my own tears as lubricant. First thing you notice about a guy: The degree to which he looks like Peter Martinez. Your best pick-up line: That I use? Mostly I just go ahead and say, “If you think Harvard’s endowment is big, you should see my cock.” Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Sometimes at night I get naked...
Your best pick-up line: “Category: What I’ll be doing in 15 minutes. Letter...
...arrived at the government center in a small town to kidnap the mayor, since they have a problem with any form of government that does not include regular beheadings and women wearing burqahs. There were seven of them. As they brought the mayor out to put him in a pick-up truck to take him off to be beheaded (on video, as usual), one of the Bad Guys put down his machine gun so that he could tie the mayor's hands. The mayor took the opportunity to pick up the machine gun and drill five of the Bad Guys...
...your attention: Quirky fashion sense, including birthday-oriented attire. Where to find you on a Saturday night: Pregame with my teammates then out on the streets...literally. First thing you notice about a girl: Ability to dance, followed quickly by ability to not bore me to death. Your best pick-up line: No words, a little eye contact foreplay followed by smile sex. Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Wow, I’ve really been missing out, I never knew pretentious bullshit could be such a major part of my life. Best or worst...
...Hometown: Chelmsford, MA Ideal Date: Stargazing. Best way for a guy to get your attention: Surprise me with blueberries and strawberries. Where to find you on a Saturday night: Outside on a balcony somewhere with a bottle of wine. First thing you notice about a guy: Confidence. Your best pick-up line: You should check out this bed. It’s really fluffy. Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I’m a freshman, too. Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I’ve moved on. Favorite childhood...