Word: pm
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...PM: Subject closed 17 pop-up ads originating from Mr. Nordstr?m's website. Rapidity of closure suggests sense of shame and self-loathing...
...PM: Subject checked e-mail and received one new message, from "Polonius J. Frootier" with subject line "INSTINTLY GAIN 3-5 MORE INCHES!!!!" Subject deleted message. The FBI tells us they are unable to locate any information on Mr. Frootier...
...PM: Subject read Wikipedia biography on comedian Milton Berle...
...PM: Subject retrieved message from Mr. Frootier in Trash folder, clicked on link, read about the product's "elite scientific proof," and, after three minutes of apparent deliberation, placed order...
...PM: Subject checked e-mail again - empty inbox. Obsessive loser...