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Only three newcomers to the notorious politics of Cambridge's Poon Ring survived elections yesterday, as cigarsmoking, derby-hatted Clemens B. Woop VI tightened his grasp over the lives of the Bow Street slum sections. In the traditional first-thirteenth in November recount, Woop carried all two electoral districts, dropping only 23 to his pawky opponent...
Twenty-three runs to the good after the opening pitch, Harry (The Cat) Ludendorf held the pawky 'Poon hitters in check until the last half of the first inning, when four sacrifices combined to give the Funnymen their two runs...
...Leavitt to me," chortled the Sage with a Glinut in his eye, "this CRIMSON-'Poon game is Jester romp. Wood you believe it?" he remarked to his crony, "the Crime has Rheault over the lbisters by the same score ever since the paper first made Profits...
Meanwhile, R. Sibley (The Cat) Ludendorf, playing manager of the CRIMSON's high-flying nine, declined to name a starting hurler from among the 23 veterans of last year's aggregation which eked out 23-2 win over the 'Poon. "I hear they have only two lettermen back," he chuckled confidently. "And you know what that means...
Some sort of sign of stability was recorded, however, in the announcement that for the third year in the row, Joan Crawford had been awarded the Poon's humh-in-nose accolade as the "Actress with the Most Toes in the Grave...