Word: poop
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...people who want to have more than four dogs must obtain an additional permit. There is even a provision in the new law that requires dog owners to clean up after their pets in their own yards every week. While authorities won't be checking backyards for hardened poop, Chavez says that additional animal control officers have been hired, to make sure any animals they pick up have been neutered or spayed...
...their boring fucking campaigns. Face the fact: We were all student council presidents in high school. You can’t fool us with your empty promises and ass-kissing charisma, because we’ve all been there, memorizing names and trying to get those chunks of poop treat out of our teeth. One thing we learned from that experience is the importance of keeping a clean ship, a concept clearly lost on this year’s current contenders. Take Tom D. Hadfield ’08, for example, whose campaign manager told The Crimson on Monday...
...been shared by my parents and siblings over the phone as my own memories. Once, at a precious 14 months, Mariam was in the living room when she disappeared from view. After some franctic searching, my sister found her hiding in a corner of the dining room struggling to poop into her diaper. The polite yet constipated baby didn’t want to do the deed in front of the family. Adorable, non? The shitting business makes for good story-telling. When they were getting potty trained last year, Mariam would accompany Adam on his trips to the toilet...
...diarrhea produced by the Harvard University Dining Services. So listen, HUDS, it’s time to cut down on that chicken tikka masala. Because how are we supposed to be attracted to females if we are constantly reminded of the most awkward fact of human life: girls poop. That saucy little crush of yours might say that she’s getting up to “wash her hands,” but we know that she’s really running off to hatch a venomous chocolate bowl dragon. The last thing we want to think about...
After our poop jokes last week, D.A.’s mom sent us an e-mail suggesting that these columns might affect our employment prospects. We were thrilled. But, as we read on, we realized that she actually was predicting a negative effect. Forced to reevaluate, we did some hard thinking and decided to stop writing this column. However, when ABC News released the transcripts of our IM chats with Representative Foley last Friday, we figured we’re just going to go balls-out and keep writing. Might as well put it all on the table...