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From inside Mass. Hall, PSLM member Benjamin L. McKean '02 addressed the crowd with a loudspeaker...
ELECT SOMAN FOR PSLM PUBLICIST...
...ploys to get attention and their relentless displays of self-righteousness. It’s very clear what these guys need to get what they want—a publicist. And who better to do the job? That’s right, I volunteer to be the PSLM publicist. Hooray! In recent days, the scene outside Mass Hall has gotten at least a little spicier—the fluorescent poster trail has gradually creeped from the administrative walls over to Matthews (I love the one that says “Econ TFs Want a Living Wage”), weirdo hippies...
...First things first, the PSLM needs a vision. And I’m thinking five-star Las Vegas showgirls-and-exploding-volcanoes entertainment—if they’re gonna expect us to be out there every night supporting the cause, then they need to make it worth our while. Start with a nightly fireworks display—and not just a few cheesy firecrackers, sparklers or flares to suggest a one-time stunt. I’m talking a spectacular, impossible-to-miss fireworks extravaganza in the night sky every single evening—like Disney World! (Popcorn...
front of Mass Hall, complete with a jousting tournament and round-table discussions. (For those of you PSLM members who are starting to fume and feel that sending me a nasty e-mail is the best way to release that anger, just count to 10, then think of rainbows and little tweeting parakeets, and then go buy yourself a fudge-covered banana split. See, that wasn’t so hard...