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...Q. How can you tell there's an elephant in your bathtub? A. You can smell the peanuts on his breath...
...Q. How do you prevent an elephant from charging? A. You take away his credit card...
Some are best told in a jungular vein and in a series that gradually weakens the victim: Q. Why are elephants gray? A. So you can tell them from blueberries...
...Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A. "Here come the elephants...
...Q. How do you lift an elephant? A. Put him on an acorn and let it grow...