Word: racks
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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...those training sessions. Could it be that the ticket line is routed through an opening that measures fanny width in the way those templates that some airlines put on airport X-ray machines weed out carry-on bags that won't fit under the seat or in the overhead rack? Probably not. It's more likely that ticket takers are trained to eyeball patrons from the rear, in a swift and nonthreatening manner, and give the extra-large-approaching signal (maybe a quick puffing out of the cheeks) to an usher, who then asks, with a helpful look...
...done your laundry in two months and realize that you have no underwear left at all? A solution is in our midst. In Underwear Stories, a sophisticated yet eccentric male figure deviously enters a woman's undergarment store. He flings his trench coat open, subtly passes by a rack of women's underwear, and stuffs some into his coat. Now we're not making moral judgment, but when times get desperate, even girl's underwear is appropriate. So another life lesson is passed on...if only the pre-frosh knew. There really is something for everyone, compliments of Spike...
...done your laundry in two months and realize that you have no underwear left at all? A solution is in our midst. In Underwear Stories, a sophisticated yet eccentric male figure deviously enters a woman's undergarment store. He flings his trench coat open, subtly passes by a rack of women's underwear, and stuffs some into his coat. Now we're not making moral judgment, but when times get desperate, even girl's underwear is appropriate. So another life lesson is passed on...if only the pre-frosh knew. There really is something for everyone, compliments of Spike...
...clay replica of Widener Library for your dim-witted nympho cousin who will rack her brain when told that every Harvard student has sex inside it before graduation...
...celebrity articles were blissfully tongue-in-cheek--"Kip Winger, Philosopher" was merciless. Jane, you had balls the size of cantaloupes. Where did they go? Now you've grown out your hair, dyed it blonde and published what is at best W magazine resized to fit the magazine rack. The best way to celebrate a year of Jane is by having "125 Stars" write, photograph and model the magazine? This from an editor who once told us that one of the "Nine Things About America That Make Us Want to Scream and Throw Stuff" was that "we overindulge our celebrities...