Word: ralph
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Dates: during 1980-1989
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...Ralph: O.K. I want you to respect my two favorite hobbies -- watching TV and resting. You will owe me money if you ever criticize Joe DiMaggio, serve sodium-free potato chips, or bring into this house any book written by a sea gull or Leo Buscaglia. Outside of that, I'm easy. Of course, if I stick flamingos in the front yard, defend secondhand smoke or say something coarse about the snail darter, I'll pay you. I will agree never to go bald. And naturally, I expect you to remain wrinkle free and wasp waisted until further notice from...
Wanda: Not at all well, Ralph. Only an elephant could miss your ponderously expressed point. I assume it's my turn...
...Ralph: Don't hold back, sweetest. It may prove salvific for our connubial aspirations...
...Ralph: I think we have a meeting of the minds here, my pet. Can I add the provision that you won't say goodbye to everyone at parties then stand in the doorway talking to the hostess for an hour, or is this behavior under genetic control...
Wanda: You're pushing it, Ralph. What did Marilyn Monroe see in DiMaggio, anyway? Shouldn't she have had a marriage contract...