Word: ricard
(lookup in dictionary)
(lookup stats)
Dates: all
Sort By: most recent first
(reverse)
...Ricard D. Nitrell ’03-’04, who is usually involuntarily chaste, hooked up with four cute girls in three days last week. “I’m just emitting pheromones like a positron emitter emits positrons,” the physics concentrator mused. He was then led away to a night of passion by a positron-metaphor-loving...
...Ghanaian drummers and dancers that performed at the Spee may have brought a taste of Africa to Mt. Auburn Street, but the way Tia K. Jurist ’04 sucked down a fifth of Jack and started dry-humping a pile of jackets that she thought was Ricard D. Nitrell ’03-’04 in the club’s front room was truly All-American. Nitrell said, “Tia seemed to be really getting frisky with those coats. It’s too bad she passed out before we could...
...Friends were skeptical when Ricard D. Nitrell ’03-’04 guaranteed that he’d hook up with BC hottie Gretchen Murphy after she replied favorably to an e-mail he wrote that read, “Come to Harvard, yo. I’ll show you a good time.” Nitrell explains: “Look, implicit in ‘I’ll show you a good time’ is ‘I’ll show you a good time... on my nuts...
...Ricard D. Nitrell ‘03-’04 had another stellar night last Wednesday. After putting down 22 sake bombs during a Japanese dinner, Nitrell made an ass out of himself no less than 22 times before he passed out on a stranger’s couch. Sample ass-like behavior: loudly telling Timothy H. Weidand ‘04 that fellow dinner guest Sasha S. Fazio ‘05 “is ready to teabag me all night lizzong.” When Weidand informed Nitrell that he had been dating Fazio for over...
...Andrew S. Peterson ‘04 got totally trashed at Ricard D. Nitrell ‘03-’04’s 21st birthday bash at a Boston club. As Peterson left the cab that ferried them home, Nitrell noticed a foul odor. “Oh, uh, I must have shat myself,” he said, pleased that he had correctly conjugated “shit.” When Peterson was questioned about the pants-shitting the next day, he denied it. But the soiled, shat-in pants and boxers don?...