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What better person could Harvard give office access to? Indeed, it seems that Rivera had his own unique method when it came to "cleaning out" offices. So when does he get the "Employee of the Month" award...
...already picture it. Rivera enters the darkened, deserted office of a law professor, using the keys that Harvard so generously bestowed upon him. He then steals a color television and other electronic goods...
...Harvard's reasoning in giving Rivera access was quite sound. They probably thought, why should we make larceny unnecessarily difficult? Breaking down doors and shattering windows can get terribly messy. Instead, let's just give would-be thieves keys to our buildings. That way, we don't have to clean up, and thieves don't have to hurt themselves. Everyone wins...
After looking at the thefts, we at Dartboard have a question for Rivera: How could you be so stupid? You are the janitor assigned to clean certain specific offices. You steal $10,000 worth of electronic goods from the offices you clean. You do this over a relatively short period of time. You make no attempt to fake a forced entry, thus giving away your thefts as inside jobs...
...course, the case of Rivera is not an isolated one. Just examine the University's track record in selecting employees. Harvard has picked some real winners...