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...where you shoot a kitten out of a cannon at trampolines, spikes, and kitten-eating plants, and “The Helicopter Game” (addictinggames.com/helpicopter.html), in which you ‘pilot’ a helicopter through a tunnel while avoiding ominous-looking hovering green blocks. My roommate??s high score in the latter game is 3,458, and if you can beat it and take a screenshot for proof, I’ll do my best to give you a shoutout in a future column...
From one poor first-year comes this tale of woe: “One of my roommate??s prefrosh caught his other prefrosh masturbating on our futon. The door wasn’t locked or anything, and he was right in the middle of the common room.” Talk about making yourself feel at home...
...they be, and at times acknowledged their slapdash nature, eliciting a great response from the crowd. In “Dead Weight,” the protagonist, who’s just run over a women and has dragged her bloody corpse into his house, tries to get his roommate??s attention by screaming, “Does it look like I have fucking ketchup on my shirt...
...roommate??the famed J. Withers, who had been distracted by reruns of the show he starred on as a child—finally turns his head from the TV and deadpans perfectly...
...Fill the flask halfway up with room-temperature water—not from your roommate??s Nalgene...