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Losely best dauntlees, Crimson mahest ` Russin set out for California late last night. He took with him the admiration and the hopes of the Harvard Elephant Racing Association and of elephant buffs everywhere...
Originally, Peter Goldmark was to company Russin on the venture. But the explicably snafued Transcontinental Airlines lost both mahouts' reservations, and Russin was forced to take a more expensive American Airlines jet. There as not quite enough money in the ERA till to send both mahouts...
...need money," he announced to a chorus of hisses and a piercing elephant call. Then the audience started throwing coins. Someone led a cheer for Sonits. Russin led a cheer for Harvard...
...Russin described the HERA's victory strategy as getting the eight other elephants in the race to follow Sonita by "introducing her to all of them on a personal basis before it starts...
Someone in the crowd bawled: "How 'bout daily doubles?" but Russin plunged on, revealing that Sonita's trunk measures eight feet. This caused another member of the audience to ask: "What are her other measurements?" Most of Russin's reply was drowned out by laughter, but the audience did hear that she is not married and cheered lustily...