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...Rutger Fury, formerly associated with a fine weekly news magazine available in supermarkets everywhere, is a fairly good friend of Jeffrey J. Wise
EVERY YEAR at this time it is my custom to present the annual Rutger Fury "Humans on Parade" Achievement Awards. These awards are given to those college juniors who show exceptional achievement in social, political, athletic and academic spheres while not being geebs about it, or who are just cool in general...
Unlike the Time Magazine Special Advertising Supplement Achievement Awards, The Rutger is never presented to participants in student government or to physics majors. While is the aim of the governing board--which is to say, me--that no one should be excluded from consideration, past experience has shown that such people are, as a group, not to be taken seriously...
...Rutger is also different from the Time Magazine Special Advertising Supplement Achievement Awards in that mindless success-obsessed automatons are not encouraged to submit their absurdly padded resumes in order to reap yet more vacuous praise for their completely worthless achievements, which are generally motivated by hopeless insecurity. Also, no money will be awarded...
...Rutger Fury, the former national political correspondent for the National Enquirer and press secretary for the "Committee to "Elect Oliver North," is a close personal friend of Jeffrey J. Wise...