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Copyright Salada Tea Bags 1946 --Charlie Kurzman for the folks
...answers in a book," a miner tells Darrell, as we must already have assumed. "You'll have to go there." There means India, the answers, once again, mean nothing. Filmed on location, the Indian seenes could just as effectively have superimposed Murray onto a set of postcards. If a Salada tea bag were a person, it just might be the mystic on top of the Indian mountain. "The path to salvation," the mystic intones in Dan Rather style Mid-westernese, "is narrow and as difficult to walk as razor's edge...
...caller will know enough to stop asking these questions--or at least enough not to pay much attention to the answers. By next January's reading period, he will be learning to question the answers, and he will wonder, when he seeks advice, whether to trust his Salada teabag or his Bazooka fortune or the six fortunes in his Hong Kong fortune cookie...
...fail." So posits one of the venerable Salada tea bags that have guided many through this herky-jerky four-year escapade. I'd always laughed at its more-jaded-than-thou outlook. After my oral exams, Salad's wise man is the one doing the snickering...
...summa readings and a prize for a separate essay and yet fail his orals. I'm still graduating honors, but not before being forced to realize what a flop I'll be at cocktail parties. As of now I'm unemployed, but I think I have a future writing Salada tea bags...