Word: salads
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...unfurling a Tibetan flag and telling Wen that Tibet belongs to the Tibetans. My blonde-haired roommate from upstate New York has been a devout Tibetan Buddhist since childhood. One night at the dinner table sophomore year, she noticed some peculiar deposits on the mixed greens in her salad, which she recognized as caterpillar eggs. Instead of throwing them away as you or I would have done, she cared for them until they hatched into little green caterpillars, then morphed into fuzzy white-and-black moths who proceeded to make more caterpillar eggs. Eventually there were hundreds of caterpillars...
...giving out more “free samples” and men are enjoying all of the benefits. As women’s modesty is sacrificed, he argues, men cease to be gentlemen, and women ostensibly become Star Market employees in green aprons, offering customers baby carrots dipped in salad dressing. (Presumably, this only happens in straight couplings; women can’t give out free samples to other women—who would be the caterer and who would be the catered? And who would take care of the kids...
...women’s sexual life should be heavily curbed to prevent assault. I don’t know about anyone else, but equality, consent, and sexual freedom are my favorite grocery store items. Perhaps Professor Mansfield missed that aisle, fixated as he was on the baby carrots and salad dressing...
...messing around with all the spices at the salad bar the other day and my chickwich has never tasted better! How about “Things You Can Make at Annenberg...
...fresh fish blood in the street don't stir your feelings of yuletide cheer, then chances are you're not Czech. For 'tis the season when the streets of Prague are filled with stands selling carp, a staple of the Bohemian holiday table, served breaded and fried with potato salad. Many folks buy their fish live and kill it at home. More squeamish celebrants have it gutted for them...