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When we were selected last year as the new writers of the Bell Lap, many assumed that we would keep Catizone and Schonberger??s humorous and carefree torch burning. After a summer of reflection, however, we’ve decided that we can’t in good conscience use this venue for comedy, because there is nothing funny about abortion. But there is something funny about two preemies-done-good from Milwaukee having a weekly column in the Harvard newspaper. Well, to be honest, we’re only the interim writers, kind of like how Derek...
...spring wear.” Just because it’s in the high 50s doesn’t mean you’ve been working out or are no longer pasty—English concentrators are always pasty because they read so much Jane Austen. Schonberger??s BTS2 Goals: 1) Stage “Legend,” a 33-minute adaptation of Larry Bird’s life with co-writer and director Cheddar Ted. 2) Learn to skateboard. 3) Hurt peoples’ feelings with ridiculous kick game and whip appeal. Catizone?...
...begins. Catizone enters with matching purple Toscanini coffee cups and deposits one on Schonberger??s desk. Several people in the William B. and Inger G. Ginsberg Reading Room assume this is a love gesture...
...could grapple with the maxims of ancient philosophy in a room where the Magna Carta was signed (Catizone’s dream breast). And it wasn’t the place where people skipped school for three weeks at a time to play Madden and ingest horse tranquilizers (Schonberger??s dream breast...
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