Word: scorpion
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...randy sophomore put a picture of herself on Facebook. In it, she is touching a penis. The Toscanini’s barista crew put in an appearance at the Advo’s Friday the 13th bash last weekend. An entire wedding party crashed the Kong for celebratory Scorpion Bowls and shots on Saturday night. The bride was graduated from Dartmouth. Obviously. Finally, Crazy Doughs offered coupons for two free slices of pizza and soda—but patrons seeking to cash in on the deal had a rude discovery: They had to sign up for a Discover Card before...
...being under the influence basically beget a brawl? We don’t drink because we’re angry, the logic goes, we’re angry because we drink, too much. But “rage” isn’t just showing up after scorpion bowls and beer kegs. Road rage plagues the highway and air rage is only the latest response to tightened regulations aboard mid-air flights. Passengers are increasingly dishing out dollars for the airline alcohol, speaking abusively to flight attendants, and behaving erratically in response to strict restrictions...
...raucous night at the Kong—but deep pockets? No, they haven’t made drinks any more expensive. Rather, you’ll need plenty of space to fill your britches with those colorful plastic animals that adorn the Kong’s signature spirit, the Scorpion Bowl. According to page 336 of this year’s Harvard Student Agencies Unofficial Guide to Life at Harvard (read: one big, sometimes inaccurate advertisement, see page 9), you should stock up and “donate the little plastic animals to UC Vice President Annie [R.] Riley...
...department. You’re afraid of heights, so William James Hall and anthropology are out (wimp). “Complex Fourier Analysis?” Nice try, Linguistics. Decision-making causes migraines and impairs all sense of judgment, so you head to the Kong, have a scorpion bowl, and surmise Seoul might be a good place to live (those OCS emails about teaching SAT’s in South Korea will finally have some purpose!). Now you think your calling is to devote yourself to studying East Asia. Ni-hao and Konnichiwa. Take a seat next to the idiot...
...Scorpion Bowl: 1. Trademark Kong drink. 2. The reason you wake up sprawled topless on the Matthews steps with “BONER CITY” Sharpied on your back. 3. It always seems like a good idea at the time...