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During his appearance last year at Sanders Theatre, Mel Gibson ruffled some feathers with his wry words of advice. "Life is like a shit sandwich," he cracked. "The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat." He sticks by this motto tighter than Post-it notes in his new movie Payback, even at the threat of ten broken toes. Never has so much been wrought for so little...
...going to lie, I have to be consistent. But I think you can lie in art, right? Or you can not lie in art. And you don't have to distinguish [between them] in art, right? So that's my prerogative on stage, to make this shit up. But you shouldn't lie in politics...
...There is, however, a lot of across-the-room gazing at people," admits junior Jonathan C. LaRosa. In addition, the hosts provide body paint for public consumption: "Most of us stuck to the above-breast area and above for painting a girl, but some people were into some crazy shit. As far as a party, it kind of sucked. I mean, the music wasn't that good, the beer ran out at like 11:30-this can be very bad for some who are less endowded than others-and at some points in time it was just too crowded...
...shit," said Katie Berdachowski, 21, who arrived at 4 p.m. and got her autographs around 7 p.m. "It was completely worth...
Solution: Quickly play it off in your favor by paraphrasing another Shakespeare work, "PeeYew, something smelleth rotten in Denmark," or just break entirely from the dialogue and say, "God I hope I didn't just shit myself!" The crowd will most likely go nuts with hilarity and you will get congrats for weeks on your good save. If your theater teacher gives you any beef, chalk it up to artistic license--he'll love you for your courage to break new dramatic barriers...