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...30—Still waiting. Is this a “Jersey Shore?? casting? We add “judgmental” to the list of negative qualities on our questionnaires...
...04—We strike up conversation with the future star of “Jersey Shore??Masshole Edition” (he has already filmed his audition tape)! He tells us about his business plans, and we are 97 percent sure we are talking to the next Situation. When asked if he is gay, he responds, “I am with Jesus.” He lets us feel his muscles...
...skin adopts after a meeting with a tanning bed is hard to miss. It isn’t particularly appealing, and it definitely doesn’t seem healthy. After all, who really wants to look like Snooki or The Situation from “The Jersey Shore?...
...many of us—the college-educated, the pale, the deeply neurotic—each episode of “Jersey Shore?? is an ideological vacation. Its appeal lies in the consummately indulgent philosophy it espouses. You can’t spell “guido” without “id.” For every hour the rest of us will spend working overtime at the office, they’ll spend another on the dance floor...
...honest with myself, I’m a little jealous. The housemates on “Jersey Shore?? embrace the vapidity of their lifestyles wholeheartedly, as if there were no other option. I have more self-doubt in one finger than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has in his entire body, including—lest we forget—his infamous six-pack...