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Some Eliot House residents hoping to shower last week were greeted by a less-than-pleasant surprise when they turned on their hot water taps: ice-cold water...
...Evan adds. Section wasn’t going to happen, so Evan went back to his room and tried to shift the toenail back in place. But it just slid around, and he covered his foot and flip-flops in blood. So he went into the shower to wash it off and fainted from loss of blood...
Although we have become accustomed to Harvard standard-issued bathrooms of white porcelain bowls, institutional black seats, and the need for shower shoes to protect us from those communally transferable infections which may be lurking in the grout of our showers, there exists to this day a haven of tranquility in which we can do our business in style. Located at 12 Quincy Street, snuggled in a valley of opulence between the Barker Center and the Faculty Club, there rests a small yellow building which was allegedly once the house of an eccentric Harvard professor with a penchant for abolition...
...built for two. With a depth of nearly three feet and a girth of two, we can only imagine what the Puritanical inhabitants of Cambridge were practicing in this space. Looming above the tub, is a bizarre 25 spout water dispersal array which appears to have served as the shower head. Anachronistically placed among this grandeur is a garish post-modern emblem of mass production—a Scott’s hand towel dispenser. This haphazard addition has clearly been an unthoughtful juxtaposition to this otherwise palatial facility...
...doubt that making whoopie in a shower is a fantasy many may have, as evidenced by the seeming inevitability of a shower sex scene in any soft-core porno movie. But Skinemax’s imaginative flattery of human passions is no excuse to act your own fantasy out three feet from your neighbor brushing his or her teeth. If for no other reason, nobody needs love juices anywhere near their skin and hair care products...