Word: showering
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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...mousepad, 2 Hanging Pooh head pillows, Hanging Tigger head pillow, Pooh trash can, Pooh tissue box, 4 Pooh clocks, Pooh hamper, 5 Pooh picture frames, 2 Pooh Piggy Banks, A Few Pooh Magnets, Figures of all the Pooh characters, Tons of dolls of all the Pooh characters, A Pooh shower curtain (for the closet), Pooh dishware and flatware, Pooh Christmas lights (though not exactly for Christmas), Pooh towel, Pooh night light, Disney globe (w/Pooh characters on it), Pooh calendar, Pooh desk set w/stapler, paper clip holder, note card holder, and other stuff (coming soon), Pooh stationery (coming soon...
...hardly needs saying that boot camp is hardly a place for the thoughtful, but here solitude is almost mathematically impossible to find. Go to the latrine at three in the morning and you find two soldiers, up on the guard shift, polishing their boots in the shower and murmuring in Spanish. Go anywhere - I mean anywhere - without a "battle buddy" and you're at the mercy of any drill sergeant who happens by; technically you can be considered AWOL for walking past the barracks alone. Inside, there is someone everywhere; outside, the PX across the street is unattainable without...
...Upperclass bathrooms are more secure because you have to go through your room to get to them. I have a friend who was taking a shower last year in a freshman dorm when she saw a pair of feet underneath the shower curtain. And the curtain was opened by a naked man who said hello and introduced himself to her. Needless to say, these are not optimal bathroom conditions...
...example, his classmates had never seen a certain Yale undergraduate naked, so George W. Bush took it upon himself to change that. In a show of dedication, Bush camped out in front of the young man's shower and waited for him to emerge...
...hour passed. Two hours passed. Bush continued to wait. And after three hours, the joke was on him: his prey stepped out of the shower fully clothed...