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Some Americans are outraged at the cruel punishment Fay will receive for what seems like a rather insignificant crime. Others congratulate the Singaporean government on its impending human pinata-fest. More than one stodgy middle class American who has had the antenna ripped off his car has said, "All I know, Geraldo, is that Fay kid sure won't be picking up any spray-paint cans any time soon...
...debate rages on: Is life better here, with our broken antennas, or in Singapore, with a few broken behinds? I offer the letter from my Singaporean friend, Hap Pee Man, for the enlightenment of news-starved Crimson readers...
With our system, which makes an example out of criminals, we have created a model society. Without any significant crime on our streets, we have pursued an economic miracle. Singaporean industry thrives. American companies like Coca-Cola, Exxon and IBM all invest in Singapore because they can make money in our country...
...shouldn't have started talking about our beloved Singaporean government. As a matter of fact, the government is so dear to me that I think of it as a member of our family, like a big brother, really...
There you have it, straight from my Singaporean pen-pal. I don't know about you, but I think I'll leave the "visiting" of Singapore to those big American conglomerates who make fine products for us. I never liked pinatas anyway...