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This cotton-picker name of Red Vine from the Dirty Side was rolling a pregnant skate through Watergate town other day when he passed the home twenty of lady breaker First Mama. There was no city kitty so, mercysakes, Red hammered off, keyed his rig and called "Breaker one-niner for KUY-9532. "Negative copy. That foxy lady wasn 't hanging out, didn 't have her ears on. Good buddy told her anyway, "You truck 'em easy now, Apple Betty. Eighty-eights and ten, roger...
...puck out of the corner of his eye is diminished. Other effects on the athletes' vision increase slowly. Furthermore, as the game progresses and the level of carbon monoxide rises, the athlete's maximal work output decreases--Harvard's hockey players are no longer able to perform as well, skate as fast or hit as hard. Thirdly, the player's ability to determine time intervals (i.e. the time from when he hears the slap of the puck off the stick of his defenseman to when he expects it to be at his skates) is distinctly affected at these carbon monoxide...
...would thought it? One day I remember him. He was all wobbly on the roller rink. A maniac. He'd rush around, crash into old men who'd end up lying in the middle of the rink. And he'd wail. He'd always want to skate to 19th Nervous Breakdown...
What appeared to be the backbreaker for Harvard came at 13:30 of the second, when Bill Weber, assisted by brother Dick, banked a shot off Schuster's skate from an impossible angle, to again put the Cornellians on top by two. But Schuster, who played an otherwise strong game, made up for it in the third...
Elli Mylonaf can skate better than most of the men on the Adams House intramural hockey team, so with the encouragement of friends, she volunteered for the team. But Mylonaf's hockey career came to an abrupt end Tuesday night because she didn't have a medical clearance...