Word: slobbers
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...only fucked me every other week or so. All the rest of the time, it was testicle ballet, or sometimes he’d slobber on my genitals and I’d pretend to have an orgasm. I was getting pretty sick of it, so I told him that the ball game was boring. He said, “Sweetheart, if you won’t try new things, then how can we finagle a relationship?” And then he left...
...while until you'll be able to slobber all over your keyboard as you watch their performance on YouTube, so check out the jump to learn how in the interim, you can feel (somewhat) closer to Wallach's ruby locks and Drummey's greasy shower curtain known as hair...
...when they kissed. I was eight. Now we’re in college. And we no longer define kissing as a mode of transferring cooties. If you really like this girl, the rest will come. So, enjoy your fishy lips; maybe you’ll find a little slobber is the key to long-term happiness...
Holy cow-tongue! Slobber is a sensitive subject, and while I do think that direct communication is important in relationships, the indirect approach also needs to be part of your repertoire. Kissing, like good wine, is something that can improve over time. I promise. Just follow this simple two-part procedure and you will achieve French kiss bliss...
...when they kissed. I was eight. Now we’re in college. And we no longer define kissing as a mode of transferring cooties. If you really like this girl, the rest will come. So, enjoy your fishy lips; maybe you’ll find a little slobber is the key to long-term happiness...