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They first landed in a spaceship that originated in an alternate universe: a place were people have sex by clapping their hands...
...possibility of an abduction. A couple of months ago, Democratic Congressmen were looking forward to running against Newt, linking their opponents to someone whose negative ratings were creeping toward the area once occupied exclusively by Saddam Hussein. How can you run against someone who's off in a spaceship having his bodily fluids removed and his orifices probed...
...alien from another planet had the task of choosing an earthling to take into its spaceship--let's say it wanted to find out whether a particular bodily fluid might be effective on the other planet in cleaning windshields without leaving streaks--it would obviously look for someone open to believing in its existence, rather than someone who dismissed extraterrestrial visitors as the figment of someone else's imagination...
Otherwise, when the alien said, "Come with us into our spaceship," the earthling might just say, "Buzz off, figment," and go on about his business, leaving the extraterrestrial just standing there, truly embarrassed...
...occurs to me that they might have been. After all, the abductees I saw on Nova are back, and there's no way to tell by looking at them that they'd ever been drained and probed and messed about with. Maybe Newt really has been on a spaceship. If so, I think we're going to hear about...