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Interested in making $205 a week in your spare time? Already have the sperm bank ad up on your bulletin board? Well, don't get your hopes up (you should excuse the expression...
This is an exclusive club. Not just any Johnny-come-lately can qualify. But fear not--there's still plenty of excitement to be had. Ever dedicated to ensuring the satisfaction of our readers, The Crimson has compiled the following crib sheet for passing the Sperm 101 Oral Exam (administered over the phone). Included are the answers given by our upstanding crusading reporter...
...roommate has decided to become a sperm donor. I'm not sure how I feel about him selling his body products, but he seems to have no qualms about it. I'd really like the money myself so I've thought about it a lot, but it just seems wrong. Also, his significant other doesn't know about his plan. Am I right or is he? How can I convince him not to go through with this? Please, Norma, answer quickly--time is running out. Sleepless in Somerville...
...jack off, no responsibility, spread your genes, and get paid to do it. Perhaps there's something else bothering you in your friendship that you still need to explore. For now, I'd concentrate on how you're feeling, and check out the support group for roomates of potential sperm donors at your local community center...
...interesting that they should put `high quality sperm for artificial insemination,"' said Shivashish Chatterjee '95. "They are acknowledging the fact that this area is likely to provide them some...