Word: stores
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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...worst thing is people who think the coolest place to be is Store 24," comments Larry, the overzealous night manager of "24." "I mean, dude, it's a convenience store...
...pretty decent guy. He volunteers that the closest he's ever gotten to "getting some" from the Harvard girls on the job was about a year ago when two girls came running into the store to use the bathroom...
...Larry rationalizes, at least "that was a learning experience," all the while conceding how pathetic it is for him to get sex tips from Harvard students. Some of his experiences are less educational, however. About a year ago, an insanely wasted graduate student staggered into the store babbling about how his girlfriend had just dumped...
...About six months ago, a drunken Harvard student walked right into the back of the store," she says. "Without saying a word, he opened the cooler, and just urinated all over the gatorade section." As Josie says, "I didn't know what to do--I just stood there watching, speechless." And the funny thing is, she claims that it wouldn't have been so bad after all if it had been the first time something like that had happened. In fact, "that was the third time someone had pissed all over our store." Note to self: buy Gatorade...
...honestly, what would you think of Harvard if the only contact you had with the students was from 2 to 5 a.m. on a relatively uneventful Saturday night, during regular Store 24 pit stops? Certainly Larry, Josie and Gwendolyn have all seen us in a drunken stupor attempting to satiate the munchies. Perhaps Larry, puts it best: "I'm sick to hell of all you Harvard students, with your guys obnoxious requests, and your ladies' inane cackling...