Word: sumilovitch
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...Sicko Bromley G. Sumilovitch ’03 is hoping that SARS comes to Boston so that people with heavy Boston accents will start pronouncing the disease’s name. “I caught wicked SAHS in Hahvahd Yahd,” he imagines locals saying to great comedic effect?...
...David G. Sumilovitch ’03 found himself in the unfamiliar position of hooking up last Saturday night. At 5 a.m., he was back in his room, maniacally washing his hands and gargling Scope. “David has been very, very dirty,” he mumbled over and over in the empty bathroom. Sumilovitch commented, “I was of course well-versed in the concept of cooties, but [the female genitalia] is just ridiculous?...
...Want a brewski?” Boris G. Sumilovitch ’03 was asked several years ago. “I certainly do-ski!” he responded wittily. Sumilovitch has been telling the story of “that awesome time I said ‘I certainly do-ski’” ever since. Observers speculate that constant repetition of the story could explain the frequency with which Sumilovitch endures violent nut-kickings...
...Boris G. Sumilovitch ‘03 dressed as a nerd for Halloween—pants high, shirt tucked in, sporting thick black glasses. 100% of the people that he met made some variant of a “Dude, you didn’t need to dress up to be a nerd!” joke. Sumilovitch noted that he should have anticipated that shit...
...they lay together in bed after a candlelit dinner, deep spiritual conversation and passionate lovemaking, Boris G. Sumilovitch ’04 figured that asking Audrey O. Kerms ’05 if he could sleep over was a formality. “Yeah, not tonight, buddy,” she replied. “Get your clothes on. I’ll walk you to the door. Of the bedroom?...
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