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Dejected, FM runs into Matt Boyle `94, owner ofa Jester-like hat with one long tail and no bells.FM explains the follies and disappointments of theday. Nodding sympathetically, Matt has thisexplanation to offer: "You see it's like this.Everybody has a certain life force within--call itchi. Well, two weeks back I read in FM that we'renow all wearing shoulder satchles. That means thatwe now have one free shoulder, and thus lessstraps on our life force. It's the same thing withthe Jester hat. The extra space in the floppytails of that hat also give more room...
...didn't enjoy killing mice: "It was gross. you could either gas them to death, or take them by the tail and the nape of the neck and then twist...
What is the larger significance? Allan Carlson, president of the Rockford Institute, a conservative think tank in Illinois, offers this analysis: "We are at the tail end of the deconstruction of patriarchy, which has been going on since the turn of the century. The last acceptable villain is the prototypical white male...
...didn't do it, we would have just been forever chasing our tail," Long told the Chronicle. "We haven't made ourselves completely bulletproof...What we have done is make ourselves a little more bullet-resistant...
Under Glass had no idea that this column would be so darn scary! But Mother Crimson was adamant: the column must run! The paper must come out! So Under Glass went back out on the street, with tail tucked appropriately between his legs, to try his luck again...