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...Devoted to "hole-plugging" and the menstrual cycle, this 'zine faithfully waxes dŽclassŽ on a semesterly basis. Their tampon jokes are hilarious-for the whole two minutes it takes to skim and toss. After exhausting all subtleties involved in the monthly shedding of the endometrial layer, Tampoon editors regularly indulge in jealous bashing of popular, attractive Hollywood celebs...
...Will Win: Realistically, Secrets Lies lost the minute an actress changed her tampon onscreen. Likewise, Fargo will never survive its woodchipper finale. Even though Patient once seemed poised to dominate (and it won the Golden Globe), I'm seeing a tough three-way fight with Shine and Jerry Maguire. Still, with nominations in the most categories, Patient seems to have the broadest-based support in the homestretch...
Students and administrators said the vandals smeared urine on bathroom floors, soda on ceilings, obscene messages on proctors' boards and blood from a used tampon smeared on the walls of a women's bathroom...
...hard on anyone; for a child it is also very confusing. Wills has had to put up with volley after volley of mortifying revelations shouted from the headlines--the tabloids breaking the news, the "respectable" papers and TV reporting on the resulting scandal. Dad wants to be a tampon, the better to be close to his mistress. Mum was having an affair with that young riding instructor, who also taught Wills...
...trysts pack their own sick wallop. It's the throwaway brutality (the kids beating up a black man in the park), the notion that the world is there to be spat at or pissed on. In one of the lighter moments, Telly's pal Casper (Justin Pierce) dips a tampon in a red fruit drink, then sucks it dry. Still with...