Word: theophilius
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...Milestones section, the Lampoon has noted the death of one "Theophilius Crim, noted Long Island eccen- tric, who enjoyed having rubbish strewn artistically around his 5000 acre South Hampton estate, who is survived by wife Iss. and son Whippet, and whose chief caretaker, when asked why work was stopped after the death announcement, replied, "We've decided to leave the job of disseminating trash to the CRIMSON" of gout...
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