Word: thought
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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Once at a restaurant, I thought I'd outsmart the staff and request no ice. The waitress asked me if I wanted her just to bring out the bottle. I leaped at the chance, and was flim-flammed again. The "bottle" was a Lilliputian eight ounces...
...thought it was kind of hot just when the shredding machine overheated...
...raising your kids Catholic? I thought you were lapsed...
...raising them agnostic, then the Hale-Bopp thing happened, and I thought, "What if in their 20s, they decide they need some spiritual connection and they turn to some idiot like that cult leader...
...They were having a shredding party, and the shredding machine overheated and clogged. So she was smuggling top-secret documents out in her panties. I thought it would have made a very hot Vanity Fair photo spread...