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Welch put on two different shoes, 20 different ties and a cowboy hat, but lost because Lannon had wrapped himself in toilet paper and Christmas lights, then plugged himself into the wall...
...there is no God: the well endowed Fly Club just became more so, having received a $2 million donation for “much needed renovations” from a recently deceased alum. First up on the to-do list will be the replacement of gold-plated faucets and toilet seats with ones made of space-aged titanium...
...puke n’ twirl,” a very drunk Darharpuni covered much of the walls, floors and ceilings of senior Larry P. Hotchkiss’ suite in a stew of vodka, eggplant parmesan, garlic bread, mozzarella sticks and bile as he went in careening search for the toilet. To the chagrin of Hotchkiss’ roommate, Vito Giuliani Mussolini ’04, Daharpuni had polished off his pre-puke feast with a half tin of salted peanuts, aggravating Mussolini’s severe peanut allergies. “I have to get the hell out of here...
Ever wake up on a Sunday morning with a hangover, wishing that alcohol were more expensive? Like it’s just another instance of the Man trying to keep you down, head-in-toilet, by making beer so irresistibly cheap? If your answer is yes, then you may have already come to the very same far-fetched conclusion that a team of researchers at the Harvard School of Public Health has recently proven: cheap beer means college students binge drink...
...resident tutor, my House Masters and even President Summers, but this Arafat answers to no one but himself. He wanted victory, not compromise, in our dispute over the room so he destablized the situation with all the dirtiest tactics. I could hear him sitting on the toilet, cackling as bomb after bomb horribly disfigured the porcelain bowl. “I have no control over it,” he said with grin. “It is the fault of the rich food in the dinning hall.” But I know that?...