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...Things don't bother you anymore," he explains. "Freshman year, I was arguing with my roommate about leaving shampoo in the shower, and now people are clogging the toilet and leaving stuff all over the floor. Or you come home at 2 a.m. and your roommate's sitting on the couch with some girl and you say, 'Uh, I'm going...
Okay, Tim Allen's book does get a little heavier. It even gets into his imprisonment for drug dealing. Great anecdote: He's with 10 guys in a holding cell, and the toilet is in the middle of the cell. He's petrified to use it, but finally he has to. All the guys move menacingly toward him -- then turn their backs and form a horseshoe around him so he has privacy...
Then you can take a roll of toilet paper and decorate President Rudenstine's house. Imagine how excited he'll feel to look out his window the next morning to see little fluffy bits of paper hanging to his trees! "It's snowing!" he'll exclaim, darting out his front door with his robe and bunny slippers to stare in amazement. Just picture the tourists mobbing in for a shot of that...
Kitt N. Hirasaki '96, for example, wore a black bra stuffed with toilet paper and a short black skirt which he described as "rolled up in the Catholic girls' school style...
...organizer said there was no damage, and all vomiting was "clean" and "went into the toilet." The only casualty of the night, he said, was a poster of the ghoulish cartoon cat-and-mouse pair Ren and Stimpy, who were torn to shreds in the partying...