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...with a couple of his friends. (My friends and I soon joined up with them.) Behind us was a group of drunken, casually dressed fans. And to our left was a group of drunken, well-dressed fans, all cooperating towards the lone goal of terrorizing Tom Tolbert. It was the kind of diversity a college only dreams...
Highlights included the always effective “TOLBERT SUCKS,” and the divisive yet very hard to chant “MIKETIRICOHATESTOLBERT,” but the opportunity for intimate mockery was unquestionably the greatest of them all. Everyone knew that Tom Tolbert could hear virtually all of what was muttered, and the Regis High School kids each held up a sheet of paper spelling “TOLBERT” and kept the previous chant going. The look of frustration and confusion on Tolbert’s face from several yards away was priceless...
...that wasn’t enough. The aforementioned Martin S. Bell stood up and pointed directly at Tolbert, and then back at the Wheel of Fortune-esque “TOLBERT” spelled out in front of him. “YOU’RE FIRED, TOLBERT,” he yelled, giving him a thumbs-down. “YOU’RE FIRED.” We roared with laughter...
...Tolbert, understandably, was confused and angry. He lifted up his arms and mouthed, “Who are you?” and began an exchange which eventually ended in Martin flexing and saying, “THE GUNS BE THIS BIG, TOLBERT. THE GUNS BE THIS BIG.” A nearby Stuart Scott was confused, but was by all accounts macking it with a production assistant, so he didn’t really care...
Ultimately, the Regis kids ended up spelling out “SORRY” in letters and begged Tolbert to look up at them again. Meanwhile, the guys to our left had somehow gotten kicked out, and the guys behind us were chanting “TOLBERT FARTED.” It was everything I had dreamed...