Word: tom
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...Tom: Yes, twice. The first time because my math teacher was writing on the blackboard and her butt was kind of jiggling and I was laughing. It was freshman year. The girl next to me asked me why I was laughing and I told her and she started laughing too. Then the rest of the class started laughing and Ms. Debil turned around and stared at us and everyone stared at me and she said, "Tom, what is going on?" and I said, "Everyone is laughing because your butt was jiggling...
...Tom: The other time I put a girl in a garbage can because she said I was particularly ugly that...
...Tom: No diggity...
...Tom, what "criminal" things have you done...
...Tom: The most criminal thing that ever happened to me was that I was once almost the victim of a murder...