Word: tp
(lookup in dictionary)
(lookup stats)
Dates: all
Sort By: most recent first
(reverse)
...TP: I often complain to people that shit like that never happens to me. That random women don't come up to me and ask do I want to have lesbian sex with them and their friend...
...TP: Well I'd have to say that it's nothing I feel I can force upon anybody. One of the best things I've ever read in like an advice column sort of thing. A guy wrote it and he said "Girls, when we do it, we don't have a choice, but when you do it..." that was sort of where he left it. I always thought that was kind of a decent take on things...
...TP: Well, there were a number of them, actually. There was Little Man, who was you know, a little man. There was Gonzo the horse. There was a third one, I think it may have just been called monster, who was, like, a monster. And my mom tells me stories where I used to have races with them and I would race around the house and my mom is like "Todd, Todd, why are you running around?" and I'm like "Well, I'm having a race with Gonzo and Little Man" and just kept running around. Then the next...
...TP: You want to know what people think is hot? I like my eyes. I've been told I have good eyes. Beyond that I've been told that my tongue is desirable...
...TP: Pleasure myself? Um, I'd like to think that I'm good to myself. But um... I'm just going to avoid interpreting that as how many times a week do you masturbate. I try to do certain things at least every day to make myself happy. Things that are purely for me. There's a baseball columnist that I read every day. I often stop by and get smoothies. Friday and Saturday night I always try to do something fun, even just for a couple of hours...