Word: tuna
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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Previously, the only strictly kosher options in the dining halls were cheese and tuna fish...
...film begins with a hackneyed plot device straight out of the "There's Company Guide to Humor." Bill realizes only after leaving a convenience store that he has accidentally taken a can of tuna fish. When a policeman apprehends them, they assume it has to do with the Chicken of the Sea. This situation permits Stan witty one-liners like: "I'm being booked for accessory to shoplifting" before he realizes the serious nature of his arrest...
...taste was not the only issue. Public health came into play. After all, the tuna, at the top of its food chain, is known to carry more than a bit of mercury through its insides. Something kind of happens to your appetite when you know the Surgeon General should have tested the mineral levels in your lunch...
...least, the kosher communty was fed up with tuna-only lunches. To put matters in perspective, let's say the average kosher lunch consists of two cans of tuna per day. That's over 400 in the span of an academic year. In other Words, I have made words, in the past two and one half years I have made use of over 1000 3.5 ounce Pooling the collective cans of the entire Jewish community could have provided enough law materials to construct new Hillel building (provided Cambridge's zoning laws don't have something ridiculous to say about metal...
Allen S. Galper '93, the assistant editorial chair, is "jazzed." With God as his witness, he will never eat tuna again...