Word: tuxedos
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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Then there is that group of guys in the corner, dressed up as the nine final clubs. One's an Owl, one's a Fly, one's a piggie (that must be the Porcellian) and...oooh, one's dressed up in a tuxedo vomiting on himself. He must be a generic club member. Wouldn't recommend him for the night...
Speaking of which, I could put on a tuxedo, stand under a running shower for a few moments and go as Dylan R. Nieman '97, the first-year who set off Hollis's fire suppression system with his tuxedo shirt and flooded the dorm. Or, wearing that same tux. I could spill a little beer on myself (enough to stink), act loud, drunk and obnoxious, and go as a member of one of Harvard's nine all-male final clubs...
...those unaffected, we should remind everyone that Dylan R. Nieman '98 has a cousin. Dylan's cousin had a bar mitzvah. And Dylan had a tuxedo he was going to wear to his cousin's bar mitzvah. Perhaps it was a heavy tuxedo--or so the ceiling sprinkler head must have thought. After hanging the garment on the aforementioned safety equipment, the entire dorm quickly became flooded with water and some type of fire-retardant tar substance...
Dylan R. Nieman '98 hung his tuxedo for his cousin's bar mitzvah on a water sprinkler head at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, setting off sprinklers throughout the building...
...fact, the item of clothing hung on the sprinkler head was the tuxedo shirt he had laid out for the ceremony...