Word: vag
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Dates: during 1940-1949
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...Vag leaned over the back of the chair and glared down at the flying typewriter keys. "Just what are you putting me up to now?" he sniffed. "Haven't I been busy enough lately, what with compulsory physical exercise, buying a victory bond, and even getting on Dean's List with my six courses and accelerated tutorial? You don't want me to turn into a hysterical muddlehead like the Blot...
...even rhythm of the typewriter hadn't been interrupted. "All right then, don't thank me." Vag stormed out of the room. The door slammed emphatically...
Another nurse shortly appeared at the head of the stairs, asked him to come up, remove his coat, loosen his collar, and roll up his sleeve. Vag did so, and entered the death chamber with a light foot but a heavy heart. Seeing the preponderance of elderly dowagers, college girls and other assorted females, however, Vag gritted his teeth and said to himself, "If they can do it, so can I." He lay down on the designated bed, held out his arm in a gesture of resignation, and prepared to watch the proceedings...
...nurse smiled sweetly at him (everyone seems to smile sweetly in here, thought Vag) and after swabbing his arm, jabbed a hypo with novocaine into it. A few minutes later the nurse inserted the needle through which the blood would flow. This time Vag didn't feel a thing. "Now open and close your first steadily," said the nurse. "How soon does the blood begin to flow?" asked Vag. "Why, the bottle is a third full already," she replied. Vag could feel nothing, although his hand began to tingle after a few minutes. Then it didn't tingle any more...
...minutes the nurse let Vag get up, and he was surprised to discover that he felt better than he had before. Shucks, that was a cinch, thought Vag. "Thank you very much for your contribution," said the nurse as he walked out. "Don't mention it," he replied benignly. Just as he got to the door, however, he could not resist the temptation. He turned, struck a pose, and declared to the world at large, "My only regret is that I have but one pint to give to my country...