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Pity Seizes Vag...
...Vag drifted down Boylston Street as couples passed him, striding onward to the stadium so as not to miss the kickoff. His stares were mostly answered with could looks, but one girl, who was in his Slavic section, smiled gaily as she passed by with her date...
...course Vag could have sold the extra ticket, but he never quite had the nerve to post a notice on the bulletin board. The defeat of it all overwhelmed him--to have to admit to some eager sophomore that he hadn't gotten a date for the game. So Saturday approached and arrived and Vag set off for the game with a pair of fake binoculars filled with bourbon to fill the void left by a date...
...first pipe he heard and thrust the ticket into an outstretched hand. He started to walk away but, reflecting that the ticket placed the object of his magnamimity next to him, slowed up and said, "Come on, we'll miss the kickoff," in a gruff masculine voice. Together, Vag and the urchin passed through the turnstile and out onto Soldiers Field...
...Vag wasn't very happy, and turning the heel of his engineer's boot on the young lords, he made for his Detroit charger...