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...continues her unprecedented six-year campaign of feeding on the good and innocent among Harvard’s men, disorienting them first with her J.Crew good looks and then sucking out their hearts through an alien-like suction tube that projects from her skull cavity. On Valentine??s Day, she was back at her perch in wait for her next victim. Many wonder when, if ever, her reign of terror will end. The answer appears to be when hell freezes over, because O’Malley seems to have no intention of graduating before then...
...Bonne ’04 had a heaping helping of hot sex delivered fresh to his door on Valentine??s Day but he sent it back when he discovered that the sides of warm cuddling and sweet pillow talk were left out of the order. La Bonne’s thesis-writing girlfriend, Jill N. Bernard ’04, tried to skimp on the Valentine??s festivities by skipping the foreplay, so she could get back to finishing her most recent chapter, but La Bonne would have none of it. Says La Bonne...
...quintessentially Harvard Valentine??s Day, Aston B. Crolier ’07 spent the day maniacally scouring thefacebook.com completely alone in his room, but now has 274 facebook friends to show...
...what was perhaps the most desperate act of Valentine??s Day desperation, Julian C. Himmel ’05 and Greg V. Bufford ’05 tucked their balls neatly between their legs and headed off to the annual Wellesley Dyke Ball—in search of what, Gossip Guy is not entirely certain. Needless to say, the stale, heavy musk and billowing chest hair fighting to break through their evening drag attire made Himmel and Bufford the most universally desirable prospects on the Wellesley campus
...sole cashier has flipped through the nearby copies of US Weekly and People and is in the process of rearranging a Valentine??s Day candy display. “Sweet Caroline” comes in over the radio, and the store settles down to relative silence for the night...