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Andover junior Gabe Worgaftik has discovered the secret to getting into Harvard, and it’s not Model UN, math team, a 1600, or any permutation of said activities. It’s Spam...
...last month’s issue of The Phillipian, the elite Massachusetts boarding school’s weekly newspaper, Worgaftik spoofs the infamous college essay process in a parody piece entitled “Community Service...
Though he is still months away from application deadlines, Worgaftik speaks with authority. “Perhaps you could write your essay in crayon,” Worgaftik writes, “or maybe you’ll write a 150-word essay on Spam so the Harvard Admissions board can finally see how deep and artistic...
...Worgaftik says he wrote the article in response to the small corps of Ivy-obsessed Andover students. “They’re very one-dimensional people in how they approach life,” Worgaftik says. “They’re almost clichés as people.” With more than a touch of satisfaction, he adds, “One senior I know took 11 APs last year and was deferred from Harvard...
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