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...pooling everything in an effort to dominate the People’s Republic in which they currently battle for power. We expect that our access to these sacred stacks could very well open the door to a new era in history, where the joint force of MIT and Harvard would conquer first the local Cambridge domicile, then the slightly larger continental United States, and, eventually, the world in its entirety. They say knowledge is power, right...
This Harvard-MIT (Marvard? HIT?) partnership would clearly benefit both parties involved. For instance, we could party away in MIT’s marginally better social space! It’s not like those frats are currently getting much use, anyway—and Harvard would really be doing MIT a service by providing bodies to fill them up. On the subject of students Harvard could send over to MIT, we’re pretty sure that our ivy-covered institution would be willing to part with some of its female undergraduates to even out the gender ratio a little...
Although Harvard administrators would have probably declined to comment had we bothered to contact them, we feel confident that the University would graciously share some of its sports prowess, athleticism, and surplus “bro” culture with our neighbors down the way. In exchange, MIT could provide Harvard with a J-Term that is, well, more than just a “J-cation.” We could also benefit from MIT’s computer-nerd skills, which have clearly paid off in terms of the institution’s web design and e-mail...
...confirmed by the Senate, Berwick would be the first permanent administrator for the Centers since the position became vacant in 2006, according to Bloomberg...
...confirmed by the [U.S.] Senate, I would welcome the opportunity to lead CMS because it offers the chance to help extend the effort to improve America’s health care system,” Berwick said in the statement...