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...than the paper-generating hub of this apparatus. They operate mostly like unusually officious post offices with Kalashnikov-armed guards outside. Consulates close unexpectedly on both native and foreign holidays, take long lunch breaks and confiscate your cell phone at the door. And then they turn you away because you??re one dirham short of the ?70 passport renewal fee. Some of the officials who work there, behind the dreary glass screens, are, no doubt, delightful people. But there’s little they can do: Their job amounts to nothing more than glorified rule-book recital...
...that some of these “randos” might be turned off by your vocal nature. However, if I were you, I’d look at it as an Every Man For Himself kind of deal, because if it truly is a one-time thing, then you??d better make sure it’s done the way you like it. And if that means a little, “Right there… that’s good… can you believe this weather?” Then...
Yeah, she’s trying to change the world like she’s Dawn from the Babysitter’s Club. But it sort of seems like you??re only in it for the play anyhow, so who cares? She’s hot. Plus, you seem worried—nay, certain—that your V-card can mysteriously return from lack of ass, so I’d say, yeah, let her be your girlfriend. That way, you??ll have all week for douche-baggery, and on the weekends...
...You??re just too busy—we get it. And yes, Harvard students are sadomasochists in a completely nonsexual way (“Wow, you??re taking six classes, playing lacrosse, and student-conducting...
...come on, the menu is nothing to complain about—we’re just picky eaters. When are you ever again going to have such a smorgasbord of talented, wonderful, and deliciously awkward people? If you??ve ever tried to pick someone up at a bar/club/rock show, I’m sure you??ll agree: after traipsing around with violin prodigies, Olympic medallists, and of course, Spee boys, a 33-year-old light technician, however charming, just doesn’t match...