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...most important place to establish yourself as a legitimate member of the community is in your house. Try to be as social as you can with the people who live around you, otherwise you??ll find yourself like me and “assuming the position” for the HUPD because someone who has lived next to you the entire year called the cops on you because they thought you were a creeper. This strategy requires that you leave your room on a somewhat consistent basis, going to house social events and the like...
...know what you??re thinking: “I talk to myself sometimes! I, too, hit my face on occasion while eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Pretzels are delicious! How can I be sure that I won’t be mistaken for a creeper, like you were?” Luckily for you, it really is not hard to avoid the label of a “suspicious person...
...hate to say it, but you also need to be aware of your appearance if you don’t want people to think you??re a creeper. I know it’s cold out and those were a nice pair of gloves that you found on the subway, but the bloodstains on them might make some people think twice before swiping you into the entryway. As I alluded to earlier, make sure you don’t have an unruly beard that looks sketchy. This is especially true if you are a girl...
...Best lie you??ve ever told: Wow, no one’s ever said that about my name before...
Something you??ve always wanted to tell someone: Call me what you will, but I shower on a regular basis, eat meat, and don’t smoke pot. ...Actually, come to think of it, I tell people that all the time...