Word: zwoncuses
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Dates: during 1940-1949
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...series of quick self-contradictions, the Lampoon double-crossed itself yesterday. E. J. P. Zwoncus, handsome, auburn-haired secretary of the organization, had called off the CRIMSON-Lampoon baseball game for the fourth time, explaining that pressure of their studies would keep 'Pooners in what he cleverly termed, "Harry's Club...
...same time a new issue of the funny mag, containing reprints, appeared yesterday with an editorial hailing a 'Poon 23-2 victory over the journalists. Quizzed on the subject, W. Russell Zwoncus, Jr., President of the Lampoon, asserted, "In a series of quick self-contradictions, the Lampoon double-crossed itself yesterday...
...CRIMSON THE LAMPOON Klaw, p p, W. R. Zwoncus, Jr. Cobb 1b 1b, E. L. Zwoncus Tyng, sx c, E. C. K. Zwoncus, emeritus Edwards, ss 2b, W.P.D. Zwoncus Doerr, opn 3b, B. G. Zwoncus Gilbert, c mm, E. J. P. Zwoncus Conant, lf lf, A. Cabot Roosevelt, rf rf, B. Lowell Coulter...
...Russell Zwoncus Jr. '41, ace smoochball artist of the Funnymen, declared for publication last night that "because the CRIMSON isn't going to publish a Saturday issue, I might as well predict right now that they'll shaft us to the tune of a cool 23 to 2." The tousle-haired, troll-visaged athlete further asserted, "Here's Zwoncus who will drain every resource for the 'Poon...